welcome.

snorlaxatives:

the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”

donutbutter:

you dont realize how odd this site’s sense of humor is until you accidentally say a joke from here to someone irl and they just stare at you blankly

urbran:

Lisa lays down the law

urbran:

Lisa lays down the law

terra-butt:

hoLY SHIT

because I was angry

infractos:

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

gnarxwolf:

aheadfullofempty:

koof:

franiswhoiam:

Zimmerman’s social security number y’all. Have fun with that shit 👌

George Zimmerman’s personal information

and his phone number and his address and his date of birth.

just incase there’s someone who follows me who can put this to good use.

gnarxwolf:

aheadfullofempty:

koof:

franiswhoiam:

Zimmerman’s social security number y’all. Have fun with that shit 👌

George Zimmerman’s personal information

and his phone number and his address and his date of birth.

just incase there’s someone who follows me who can put this to good use.

grimelords:

I want to watch a girl do that thing where they try to drink from a mcdonalds straw while they’re texting but they keep missing the straw so they grope around with their mouth over and over but won’t take their eyes off their phone. I want to watch that happening forever while intense classical music gets louder and louder.