the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
you dont realize how odd this site’s sense of humor is until you accidentally say a joke from here to someone irl and they just stare at you blankly
Lisa lays down the law
because I was angry
its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina
Zimmerman’s social security number y’all. Have fun with that shit 👌
George Zimmerman’s personal information
and his phone number and his address and his date of birth.
just incase there’s someone who follows me who can put this to good use.
I want to watch a girl do that thing where they try to drink from a mcdonalds straw while they’re texting but they keep missing the straw so they grope around with their mouth over and over but won’t take their eyes off their phone. I want to watch that happening forever while intense classical music gets louder and louder.